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WHAT DOES TELEPHONEGREETINGCARDS.COM DO?
Telephone Greeting Cards is a 21st century version of the “singing telegram” It’s a fun, never done before way to say “Happy Birthday”, “Congratulations”,” I love you”, “I’m sorry”, “Get Well” or just to say “Hi” to a friend. You can send this telephone greeting card to a friend or loved one anywhere in the nation, complete with a song by a famous vocalist and a thoughtful message from our broad selection, with long distance charges included, for a fraction of the cost of a mailed greeting card is incredible! Use and enjoy; it’s our pleasure to make this fun program available to you.
HOW DOES TELEPHONEGREETINGCARDS.COM WORK?
You pick a category (Birthday, Congratulations, Hey My friend, etc.). You’ll see a selection of tunes that you’ll definitely recognize and personal messages from which to choose. Or, you can originate your own personal message; there is no extra fee. It’s up to you. You just need to tell us who we should call and when (today, next week, next year). Some people enter their birthday card list for a whole year, in advance.
WHEN WILL YOU PLACE THE CALL TO MY PARTY ?
We will place your call on the date (today, next week, next year) and as close to the time that you requested, usually within minutes, as possible.
DID YOU SAY YOU COULD DELIVER THE MESSAGE TODAY?
Yes! Place your order now and we can deliver your complete tune and message usually within minutes. Someone’s birthday today? What a great answer.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MY PARTY ANSWERS THE PHONE?
We announce that "we have a personal message for (your party’s name) from (your name)". We will begin with the tune which you selected and follow with your personal message.
WHAT HAPPENS IF MY PARTY DOESN’T ANSWER?
If an answering machine takes the call , we deliver the message so that your party can hear it upon his or her return. If the telephone is busy or unanswered, we’ll keep trying all day or until 9PM. After that, we have to discontinue our efforts. Public policy doesn’t allow us to deliver late in the evening but we will send you a special coupon with which you may initiate a new TelephoneGreetingCard.com order for that person or anyone else during the next ninety days. You can’t lose.
DELIVERY TIMES
Public policy limits message delivery times from 8AM to 9PM
IF I LIVE IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE THAN MY PARTY, WHAT TIME DO I SPECIFY FOR YOU TO BEGIN CALLING?
Indicate the local time in your party’s time zone. Our computers know what time zone your party lives in. The computers even know whether it’s daylight time or not.
TELL ME ABOUT THE SONGS
They are all-time favorites by top, nationally recognized artists. They are chosen because the words convey a message that is particularly meaningful, though we also carry some classic favorites which are just pleasant to hear.
DOES MY PARTY HEAR THE COMPLETE RECORDING BY THE SINGING ARTIST?
In most cases, your party will hear the selected verses of the song that convey the special message. The tune usually lasts between 30 to 60 seconds.
MAY I HEAR THE RECORDING?
Sure. When you’re choosing a tune you may choose to hear a five second snippet to hear the kind of style the artist uses. When you decide on the tune, you can listen to the whole piece that the receiving party will hear.
MAY I CHOOSE TO USE A SONG FROM ONE CATEGORY WITH A MESSAGE FROM ANOTHER CATEGORY?
You may scroll up and down and combine any message with a tune from another category. We have simply made suggested combinations to make it easier. And, remember, you can enter your own personal message, too, through our state of the art text-to-speech technology.
WHAT ARE THE TOTAL CHARGES THAT I INCUR..INCLUDING EVERYTHING?
Surprise! Our introductory charge is only 99 cents. And that includes ALL costs such as setup, computer processing credit card processing and all long distance charges for delivery in the USA and Canada. You couldn’t buy, sign, stamp and mail a first class greeting card for a fraction of that price.
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN MY SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW TUNES AND MESSAGE?
Absolutely! We don’t have a monopoly on the world’s great ideas. We want this site to be dynamic and self improving. It should be fun for you and your friends and you should let us know when you know of a great new song or fun message. You know we can’t use every suggestion but, be assured, we will review every submission. Just remember that an important key to our selecting a tune is that it contains words pertinent to our special categories.
COUPONS? WHAT ARE COUPONS?
You may buy coupons at discounted prices to order TelephoneGreetingCards in the future. If you are placing an order now, you will have the opportunity to get coupons at discounted prices which you can use even with the order you place now. When ordering TelephoneGreetingCards in the future, you will just enter your coupon number and not have to deal with the inconvenience of credit card entry...and you’ll save $$$.
COUPON PRICING (per coupon)
1
.99
10
.81
2
.89
20
.80
3
.86
50
.80
4
.84
100
.74
5
.83
500
.63
CREDIT CARD CHARGES
We accept VISA and Mastercard cards. These are processed upon entry into the system, though delivery may be scheduled for a future date.
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CONTACT US
For site comments, write
Manager@telephonegreetingcards.com.
Bob Griffith
President,
Telephone Greeting Cards, LLC
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